Every now and then Nathan and I get a piece of spam mail to which we feel compelled to respond. About two weeks ago Nathan did one, and today I got the itch. I couldn’t even read the contents of the e-mail, which contained mostly links and hidden images. But the subject line had to do with discount forklifts. And here is how I responded:
You guys are a Christmas blessing! No joke….I was literally five minutes from “pulling thetrigger” on a new forklift for my brother-in-law. But the one I waslooking at had a cab that looked too tight. Low and behold, you actually haveHyster’s lastest model at a lower price. In fact, dare I say, theseprices of yours are nuts! Are you taking a loss? Hey, that’s notfor me to worry about, right?
Anyway, thanks for the savings. How about I chip in so we can put a real big, shiny bow on it? 😉
Have a Merry Christmas (or should Ibe saying “Happy Hanukkah?”)!
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