Saturday I was in Target and realized that my mom’s birthday is on Tuesday and I had not sent a card. I was going to buy one, but I knew my wife likes to make cards, and I knew we could use the savings. It was a stretch for us to get it there in time, but it had a shot. This morning, I realized I forgot again. Now I KNOW it has no shot of getting there for her birthday. Pathetic. I am such a bad son.