Checking my e-mail, I first get enticed to enter a Dummies.com $500 sweepstakes. $500? While I would love to have an extra $500, that hardly seems worth having a sweepstakes. But you know things are bad when you find yourself about to enter a contest to meet the cast of “Twilight: Break Dawn, Part 2”. I haven’t seen a single one of those movies and have no desire to ever see a single one. Plus, I am no fan of Kristin Stewart. Ditto on the two male leads. I am glad I came to my senses and shut down the page. Stupid banner ad.