Things I Learned the First Day on the Job

1. You may think everyone is getting off at the exit you need to get off, but it turns out you could have waited and cruised further down the left lane.

2. Wait to buy a laptop bag.

3. If no one is drinking from the soda machine, there is probably a good reason.

4. I might be eating tacos every Tuesday.

5. Nerf guns can sting, even at a distance.

6. When there is no real work to do, the day can drag on for some time.

7. When setting up a meeting with someone to have them tell you about what they do at the company, be sure they understand who you are.

8. What sounds like a bad phone connection might just be someone with a stutter on the other line.


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